Great Weight Loss Plan:  Write a musical based on the travels of your life with your fiance.  Have a slimy producer steal the idea and turn it into a feature film.  Have your lawyers tell you to put your own show up before his movie opens.  Get together a super group of actors.  Work your ass off to get everything together in six months instead of two years!

Eat Sleep and Drink nothing but your musical for those six months while you try to raise funds and awareness of the EPIC, INCREDIBLE SHOW that your cast is putting on.
Be as skinny as any Hollywood actress by opening night because you don’t have time to feed yourself.  (Shave off the dredlocks that have accrued from never having time to brush your hair – Dreds don’t sell on white chicks in Hollywood!) et VOILA!! Success is yours….
(Eat that slimy producer thief!)